Did you ever dream that you were a dog agility super champ except then it switched and you were at some germy, grungy, derelict seaside park in the dark and the carnies were actually drug addled zombies that were shambling after you with hammers and their big teeth? And then as you're trying to escape your way out from under their oily, horrible claws by clambering up a rat infested palm tree, you're all, this is about dog agility like, how?
29 November 2013
Your BlackFriday Download this FreeApp while you are sitting/standing/driving/moshing through that holiday craptastic sale shopping unexplainia.
Download this, baybeez! Use yer phone! Use yer device! Use yer Walmart store greeter! Swipe and wipe, tap and cry. Here is your blackfriday app of darkness!
Makes yer life better! More beauty! More easy! More stunning awesomeness that you can hardly stand it. Stretches to 42 inches diagonal! More bluetooth! This app not developed in collaboration with nobody. No team. Nobody else. Tractor not supplied. No photo credit, photo from my phone. Made in China! Thank you to the Chinese! To the Apples! Onwards to Cupertino! Of many malls! Enjoy!
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Is that on the back of an old utility bill envelope????
brilliant.
This made me think of one of my favorite SNL skits.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QYyGoxnRqrQ
Yep, still funny.
Yes! If you download this app you could also use it to mail in a bill! Or put stickers in it! Apps are so versatile!
I have to go now and do a traditional sarcastic Chinese dance. xox
i used this app to win grand prix and steeplechase, and i didn't even have to go to a trial to do it!
darn right it's versatile!
valpig
WOW! Works so good and I didn't even test it for GP and Steeplechase!!!! Great Job!
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