Did you ever dream that you were a dog agility super champ except then it switched and you were at some germy, grungy, derelict seaside park in the dark and the carnies were actually drug addled zombies that were shambling after you with hammers and their big teeth? And then as you're trying to escape your way out from under their oily, horrible claws by clambering up a rat infested palm tree, you're all, this is about dog agility like, how?
28 November 2013
Happy Thanksgiving from yer pals, team small dog.
Perhaps to which she refers is a turducken? Muthatrucken dozerturducken? We will be enjoying polenta cassarole tonight. With chard. Which is not vegan, a terrible fact of which we will feel sad for the lives of those poor cows. And we will eat a pumpkin pie. Made from pumpkins that are tan, not orange, harvested in a giant machine that could tear you from limb to limb. And we are thinking of you.
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