28 November 2013

Happy Thanksgiving from yer pals, team small dog.


Perhaps to which she refers is a turducken? Muthatrucken dozerturducken? We will be enjoying polenta cassarole tonight. With chard. Which is not vegan, a terrible fact of which we will feel sad for the lives of those poor cows. And we will eat a pumpkin pie. Made from pumpkins that are tan, not orange, harvested in a giant machine that could tear you from limb to limb. And we are thinking of you.

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