Did you ever dream that you were a dog agility super champ except then it switched and you were at some germy, grungy, derelict seaside park in the dark and the carnies were actually drug addled zombies that were shambling after you with hammers and their big teeth? And then as you're trying to escape your way out from under their oily, horrible claws by clambering up a rat infested palm tree, you're all, this is about dog agility like, how?
31 December 2012
Team Small Dog wishes you a shiny, happy, sparkle new years in which no one's eyes get poked out with a stick.
OK, so after a week of brooding about this I am stumped by #1. Fatty pockets? Because dog treats got left in the pockets and went though the wash? But who uses fat for dog treats?
Pockets of fat? Like lumps of unwanted love handles? Please help. I am losing sleep over this.
4 comments:
Otterpop doesn't count very well. Not that anyone would point that out to her.
OK, so after a week of brooding about this I am stumped by #1. Fatty pockets? Because dog treats got left in the pockets and went though the wash? But who uses fat for dog treats?
Pockets of fat? Like lumps of unwanted love handles? Please help. I am losing sleep over this.
Jerry
I suspect she means the fatty, lumpy kind that collect in places one would prefer them not to.
Wow. Otterpop's pretty dire. But I guess I should have known that.
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