Did you ever dream that you were a dog agility super champ except then it switched and you were at some germy, grungy, derelict seaside park in the dark and the carnies were actually drug addled zombies that were shambling after you with hammers and their big teeth? And then as you're trying to escape your way out from under their oily, horrible claws by clambering up a rat infested palm tree, you're all, this is about dog agility like, how?
01 November 2015
Slow and boring insomnia fighting herding day.
If you have insomnia, you should watch this video. It's Banksy doing her sheep herding in a super boring way. She lies down. She waits. She patiently goes round the sheep. Not once did she split, hug, or eat any of them. Which is saying a lot because it was National Sheep Hugging Day. I think. Or else Channan made that up.
I was pretty happy. I would say we are not the most talented sheep herders out there. I'm not sure how much better either of us will get. But if she can go round and organize the sheep quietly and then lie down, I am declaring victory.
Hope you got as bored as me watching it!
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Speak softly and carry a big stick?
That's pretty much exactly it. And know when to wack it on the dirt. Hopefully you don't have to do this. But you might!
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