Did you ever dream that you were a dog agility super champ except then it switched and you were at some germy, grungy, derelict seaside park in the dark and the carnies were actually drug addled zombies that were shambling after you with hammers and their big teeth? And then as you're trying to escape your way out from under their oily, horrible claws by clambering up a rat infested palm tree, you're all, this is about dog agility like, how?
18 February 2009
Hola! Gustavo - We are in the Facebook, right?
Hola! Gustavo,
Wait. Is Facebook giving my 25 Things I Said About Myself and Now May Regret to the CIA? Or is Facebook really owned by the Dharma Initiative and are Kate and Charlie really going back to the island?
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Hola 59 minutes ago!
Did you see this video? Data mining technologies and Web 2.0 Happy Birthday! Ben Linus run away with me to the swamp! Hope this helps!
xox, Gustavo
Hola! Gustavo,
Is Facebook sucking the lifeblood out of me and leaving me to rot in the internet and they get all my cat photos and leave me with old mustard bottles in the frig?
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Hola Comment,
Is possible! Right because Web 2.0 mining your data for the power of evil and greed investors big fancy logos on asses of bikers! Also I can eat your cat! Sublicense! Watch me sublicense Facebook!
You hereby grant Facebook an irrevocable, perpetual, non-exclusive, transferable, fully paid, worldwide license (with the right to sublicense) to (a) use, copy, publish, stream, store, retain, publicly perform or display, transmit, scan, reformat, modify, edit, frame, translate, excerpt, adapt, create derivative works and distribute (through multiple tiers), any User Content you (i) Post
Cool! Hope this helps!
xox, Gustavo
Hola! Gustavo,
OK. So many of the shipwreck people in super cute outfits are named after philosophers, like Rousseau and Locke and Richard Alpert and they are recycling time and all kinds of weird shit out there on that island. Yet Kate, she is not named after a philosopher and her pants are cut super low! But isn't Facebook like recycling time, and maybe it is evil like the Dharma Initiative, except we're not sure? Gustavo. Can you help me out here?
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Hola 6:48,
My friend Hobbes, he is a border collie and named after a philosopher and he does not like to go on the table! I wish to chase him all the time and we run and run and run forever. We do not even have our own Facebook pages forever more! Hope this helps!
xox, Gustavo
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i don't get the Facebook. i keep getting emails saying be my Facebook friend, but Facebook wants to know who i am and how old i am and if i go to school and what is my gender... not facebook's business, my business. FACEBOOK creeps me out. what am i missing that everybody but me is like all WOW!! Facebook!!
i have great respect for tsd, so you can be honest here, please... WHY FACEBOOK?
valpig
We didn't understand how super creepy facebook was until it started sweeping the dog agility world by storm. EVERYBODY in dog agility got a facebook and then it was all friend friend friend friend 25 things friend friend friend friend. You don't have to tell it everything but it is creepy for super sure so it is ok if you do not have a facebook! It was weirdly addicting for about 2 weeks then did I mention the creepy?
Thank you. I was getting a creepy read all along, and so I did not sign up despite all the invites and hoopla. But now I feel left out. But left out is better than creeped out, and I cannot tell you how much I hate the idea of them licensing my content.
Also, have I mentioned lately that Gustavo is one of the cutest dogs EVER?!?!?!?! Hola, Gustavo!
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