Did you ever dream that you were a dog agility super champ except then it switched and you were at some germy, grungy, derelict seaside park in the dark and the carnies were actually drug addled zombies that were shambling after you with hammers and their big teeth? And then as you're trying to escape your way out from under their oily, horrible claws by clambering up a rat infested palm tree, you're all, this is about dog agility like, how?
01 December 2007
Great dog trick!
If I do it just right, I can get the 3 small dogs (this trick doesn't work for Timmy because he is deaf as a stapler) to start howling all together. This is a very popular trick with my neighbors and husband I am sure. Because they don't exactly howl like, you were probably just picturing, dog howling. Like coyote or a husky. No. Not team small dog. Otterpop starts, with her kind of whiney, sing-a-long voice. Gustavo is next, with a shrill, sputtering monkey sound mostly heard in dark rainforest jungles where you also find giant snakes. Ruby finishes it off, with an even higher, shriller, shrieking ear splitting harmony, perhaps the sound of a tortured baby. When you get all 3 going together, being little ego hogs, they raise the volume, and the overall effect is somewhere between horrific and chilling, like a drunken, off key singer is murdering babies and monkeys deep in the jungle and there is no way out. Great Trick!
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"Deaf as a stapler"
You sure can write! Great people trick!
Hey are you making fun of me? Don't you know my movies will someday be a big hit in Sweden!
Damn, I wrote a whole post about how NOT I am not making fun of you. I must have forgotten to hit the publish button.
Like I said, In Sweden!!! Big Hit! Just wait!
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