ok, this one looks cute right! it is also cheapest
in neighborhood...
ok-to decipher...
nice=piece of crap
meadow=small patch of non wooded area
surrounded by lovely redwoods-dark on most of
property even though we show you sunny photos!
great garden space=the only usable patch looks
huge in these photos but in reality you could put
in a nice vegetable garden. horses-ha!
sound of surf=close to the freeway! sounds of cars
too.
small cabin=this is the rotting miners shack that
we would gladly pay you to demo except it is
sitting on a huge septic hole filled with sewage
and was the toxic meth lab most recently
ok, maybe i am just so bitter and over this but
this has been 2 years! 2 years! and i am off to
see another one this afternoon. cannot wait to see
what surprises await! (yesterday was the "horse
property" on freedom blvd with the teensy patch of
slope (rest was cliff) that sloped right onto
neighors house-maybe you could fence and stick one
pony there.)
i am the real estate tourettes.
I found a home on REALTOR.com(R). Take a look at
http://realtor.com/Prop/1062928042
Did you ever dream that you were a dog agility super champ except then it switched and you were at some germy, grungy, derelict seaside park in the dark and the carnies were actually drug addled zombies that were shambling after you with hammers and their big teeth? And then as you're trying to escape your way out from under their oily, horrible claws by clambering up a rat infested palm tree, you're all, this is about dog agility like, how?
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