Malan, who had the evil vampire butler voice and suits, was deleted from Project Runway last nite. i wanted him to stay on because he has the best voice. He cried and said he felt ashamed. Lots of things make me cry and feel ashamed, and he also said he has no friends! Poor Malan.
I only saw the last part because agility nite is also on Wednesdays, and I was lugging heavy, dirty stuff around in the dark while it was starting.
I had to run agility and teach it with my phone in my pocket, waiting to hear if we got our ranch. As of Thursday am, I still don't know. I've already explained to the dogs and horses we are moving there soon so we are all going to be crushed if we don't. I don't know if I'll feel ashamed, but I will be crying. I think I will feel just like I've been auf weiderseigned off of PR. I don't think I could take it if Heidi Klum had to call me to tell me they sold the ranch to some other asshole. Someone like the stylish perfect mom from New York city with the uber style clothes. If she ends up getting the ranch instead of me, I don't know what I'll do,
Did you ever dream that you were a dog agility super champ except then it switched and you were at some germy, grungy, derelict seaside park in the dark and the carnies were actually drug addled zombies that were shambling after you with hammers and their big teeth? And then as you're trying to escape your way out from under their oily, horrible claws by clambering up a rat infested palm tree, you're all, this is about dog agility like, how?
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