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Start with a border collie. They are very, very easy dogs to get to play ball. Pretty much, just think about a ball, and the border collie will start the whole BALL BALL BALL BALL BALL BALL thing. Easy peasy.
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Go bother the border collie. Bark in it's face. Run around it. Bite it. Just really be a shit monkey asshat to the border collie. This is an important strategic move.
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Someone should throw the ball. Basically the only thing humans are useful for. Also opening cans.
The border collie will get the ball. This is a fact of life, if it's a close one, just realize the border collie will get the ball and it may not weigh much but the border collie has scary inertia like a submarine missile so just let it get the ball.
Don't worry, you will still get the ball.
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Go watch the ball carefully. Here is where you use the power of your mind. Border collie minds are weird. They are NOT POWERFUL. You know who has a powerful mind? Otterpop does. That's for sure.
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Ha ha ha ha ha.
Works every time. Repeat the process as needed, until you find some garbage or something.
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