Did you ever dream that you were a dog agility super champ except then it switched and you were at some germy, grungy, derelict seaside park in the dark and the carnies were actually drug addled zombies that were shambling after you with hammers and their big teeth? And then as you're trying to escape your way out from under their oily, horrible claws by clambering up a rat infested palm tree, you're all, this is about dog agility like, how?
16 November 2012
Top Ten Beauty and Fashion Tips from yer pals, Team Small Dog.
Ha Ha Ha HA HA HA HA! You know who has the seashell around here? Otterpop, that's who.
Ha Ha Ha HA HA HA HA! Running fastest!
Wait. Wait. What were we supposed to be reporting on?
5 comments:
Best ever.
I am glad you found these tips as helpful as I!
I like these. Easy to remember: Get the seashell, and move fast!
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Look out, CoverGirl! This is the best competition ev-er.
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