Because us greedy dog agility capitalist monsters of greed and wealth just can't stop ourselves.

Remember these wise words today and tomorrow, when you are picking out yer yams and cranberries, before you stick those big dead birds in the ovens. And then, ******burping******, when all done, you could get everybody that you're not getting an awesome, custom, dog drawing, an awesome Be Nice Don't Bite shirt.

Because you got them slippers last year. You know you did.