Did you ever dream that you were a dog agility super champ except then it switched and you were at some germy, grungy, derelict seaside park in the dark and the carnies were actually drug addled zombies that were shambling after you with hammers and their big teeth? And then as you're trying to escape your way out from under their oily, horrible claws by clambering up a rat infested palm tree, you're all, this is about dog agility like, how?
19 March 2012
Important statistics from the weekend, presented here in their importance as important pie charts.
Amount of elderly ladies who wanted to pet Gustavo at the nursing home: 75%
Amount of elderly ladies said something like, "Get that thing away from me" which may have included frantic hand waving: 15%
Amount of elderly men who Gustavo was so happy to sit on lap with and hang out until it was time to go who we wished was our grandpa and we could go hang out with like every single day: 1%
Amount of videos video'ed during our champions practice with ipad: Oops
Amount of dogwalk contacts Gustavo missed during champions practice: Oops
Percentage of divorced ladies at champion practice: 50%
Percentage of men of dog agility at champion practice: 25%
Percentage of Laura: 25%
Amount of yelling during important Dream of the 90's planning board meeting where wine may have been served: 65%
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3 comments:
Start-ups always involve a certain amount of hand-waving and sugar.
Was a manifesto written?
Manifesto would probably be a generous term.
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