Once she gets started, you might as well let her finish.
Did you ever dream that you were a dog agility super champ except then it switched and you were at some germy, grungy, derelict seaside park in the dark and the carnies were actually drug addled zombies that were shambling after you with hammers and their big teeth? And then as you're trying to escape your way out from under their oily, horrible claws by clambering up a rat infested palm tree, you're all, this is about dog agility like, how?
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You made me laugh out loud.
Thanks,
Carol
Crate games for potential presidential candidates. BRILLIANT!
right on, otterpop! power to the...OTTERPOP!
valpug
When I was in elementary school, I had one teacher who was always giving me low scores on my creative writing pieces and essays because they were "silly". I'll bet *she* never sold any fiction or earned her high school's English Student Of The Year Award. Twice. Plus, I hear they laughed at Picasso when he sat down to play the piano. I love all the lines that go in the same direction! It's a distinctive, bold style. Otterpop should teach art school, too, I'm sure she has a lot of opinions about that.
We love our health care in Canada cuz it's for everybody though Otterpop would need her own special health care, we're not THAT polite.
OTTERPOP for President!
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