26 July 2011

Cheery news from summer vacation.

We love summer and we wish it would never end. It is unreasonable, though, to expect to stay young forever. So everyone, buck it up and embrace the future.

The storms and the weather are fabulous, now that climate change is kicking in. Some folks are hoping to blast the weathers with the Cassadine weather ray locked up in the tower way up on Skullcrusher Mountain, but I'm not sure if that even still works. Some days I brave the weather enough to bike to the market without wearing sunscreen. The year of living dangerously.

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Just yesterday, the Palm Springs Tan Guy was sitting on the curb in the wind. He looks a little bit like a tanner, dirtier version of the Norwegian gunslinging massacreist. He's selling a couple tool belts' worth of hand tools and a few small appliances in the street by the brand new Safeway. His sunflower yellow disco shirt was unbuttoned all the way down to his dirty, white slacks. Cuz we all love summer!

When I stopped to take a look, he said, "Don't go to the casino on payday with your paycheck. Randy. You idiot." Then looked back down at the curb.

I think he mistook me for Randy.

I rode on, with the wind and the sun in my hair. Cuz it's summer!


Jodi, eh? said...

In honour of your birthday and Otterpop's hoarding for the future, I took your 2010 USDAA Nationals cooler, and stuffed it with yummy drinks on ice, and shared it with my landscaping buddies in our very hot Canadian heat spell. We all said, in unison upon clinking our bottles, "Happy Birthday Randy and thank you Otterpop for these fine beverages!"

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Shane Kent Louis said...

Congratulations! :)
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