07 June 2010

Steve McQueen would never, ever have been as bad of a host as Gustavo was today.

This is Captain. She came to visit. Gustavo was the world's worst host. Normally, he is all sweetness and light, unicorns and fuzzy underpants. A hostess with the mostess. Not to Captain.

Look at that face. Come on. Why would anyone be mean to Captain? I offer my guests things to drink. We have water at my house, and we have beer. I do not ever chase them off to the deck making horrible little monkey scream sounds and make them hide behind a chair. Also I am pretty sure Steve McQueen never did this to his guests. Prince probably never did this to his guests. Otterpop doesn't even do this to guests. Only Gustavo.


k said...

Captain had fun anyway. Especially at the beach. She was, however, the most excited I have ever seen her when she walked in our door and saw Boy Howdy...Next time I will bring Boy and he can run interference. Thanks Laura for being an excellent host!!

Elf said...

Ohhhhhh pooor captain! Great photos. He sure is a photogenic guy.