Does the sick person
taking shuffly little steps
have to lift the a-frame
I teach class seated
across the teeter totter
and fall on my ass
Laryngitis voice
does not stop me from yelling
Give That Dog A Treat
My blistered nose runs
And I wipe it with my hand
Snot mixes with dirt
In my car I have
a baggy of carnitas
Gustavo teeter
It is fast and true
he slams it to the black ground
Give That Dog a Treat
Otterpop, Ruby
don't get to have any turns
so I don't pass out
Several teeters
For one crazy little dog
And then I go home
Some agility
For only 5 short minutes
is better than eating pie
Did you ever dream that you were a dog agility super champ except then it switched and you were at some germy, grungy, derelict seaside park in the dark and the carnies were actually drug addled zombies that were shambling after you with hammers and their big teeth? And then as you're trying to escape your way out from under their oily, horrible claws by clambering up a rat infested palm tree, you're all, this is about dog agility like, how?
4 comments:
Hope you are feeling better soon. I agree, agility is better than pie.... unless you screw up on course.
Such talent! I cannot write haiku at all, much less screamingly funny haiku, when I feel like a million bucks! Well done, and hope you feel better soon. Your blog is terrific.
I bow to the master!
Best post ever!
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