04 February 2009

Great dog, pity about the pants.


So I humble myself, bare my soul, show you all the bad handling video of my poor Gustavo and everyone is all, Nice Pants!

Guys. I got these pants in the '90's. When I was an amateur hip hop dancer! Not kidding. In my mind, Sporty Spice. I would wear them with a white wife beater tank. Dabbled in lame white girl break dancing.

Shut up. I am serious. Timmy is the only dog that could verify this fact, and he is no longer with us.

Does that make them vintage Adidas now? They are repurposed, have a new life. These pants, lived longer than Timmy Best Dog.

Now pants for a dog agility lady. Zippers on the pockets, and are lined for wearing in chilly venues such as Turlock. Warm up the knees now better suited for quick front crosses than a bgirl floor flare.

Oh just you wait. Wait until we perfect our Thriller Zombie dance, me and the Team. You'll see.

7 comments:

Elf said...

You know everyone comes here for fashion advice.

agility foot said...

Have you seen Rob's photo you on Flickr http://www.flickr.com/photos/rmichalski/3134148556/in/photostream/

You're also a model.

team small dog said...

Rob has not learned that thing that you are supposed to photograph ladies from ONLY FLATTERING ANGLES.

Simba said...

LOL! I thought you looked quite sporty! I prefer the pants to the skort! I've got many a 90's b-girl track pant!

Might even rock my brazil yellow + green Puma pants on course one day!!! OH YEAH!!

Melissa

Deb said...

Hmmm...Did you say the 90's??? Do your pants from the 90's STILL fit? Good girl! And you say you eat See's...

Mary Schultz said...

I don't understand. I think you look really good in the pants and totally like a cool hip hop dancer. You forgot to put that on your list of 25 things, btw.

team small dog said...

OK. So now we can call sporty pants cool hip hop pants and add them to our approved list of dog agility fashion items. Which I believe also includes skorts. I forgot. I am supposed to keep track of this. That's my job.