I have been working on my team timmy tattoo. I just can't get the drawing quite right and it has to be perfect if it is a tattoo. Now I am thinking perhaps this would be a good career change, to tattoo artist. Since the ranch thing continues to kick me in the ass. I suspect I am realizing now, in my forties, that I am a kicked in the ass kind of person. As opposed to the one who does the kicking. I heard I should open myself up to limitless possibilities. Perhaps if I had a team spiritual counselor and life coach, things would be better. Instead I work on tattoo artwork and stalk the internet for cheap enough ranches.
Team practice is relegated to a walk to the beach and stick throwing. Everyone is entered in the Grand Prix in 2 weeks and we have not been practicing. Hence, I am setting myself up to be kicked in the ass. I hope small dogs kick their own ass. I also looked at what I was wearing just now and it is a crazy person outfit! Baggy and frumpy and old lady weirdo ranch outfit. It's obviously fun downward spiral week! .
To look forward to and be grateful for. Project Runway Night. Dog Agility Night. Tattoo drawings. Water snacks. Self Spritual Counseling.
Did you ever dream that you were a dog agility super champ except then it switched and you were at some germy, grungy, derelict seaside park in the dark and the carnies were actually drug addled zombies that were shambling after you with hammers and their big teeth? And then as you're trying to escape your way out from under their oily, horrible claws by clambering up a rat infested palm tree, you're all, this is about dog agility like, how?
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