Did you ever dream that you were a dog agility super champ except then it switched and you were at some germy, grungy, derelict seaside park in the dark and the carnies were actually drug addled zombies that were shambling after you with hammers and their big teeth? And then as you're trying to escape your way out from under their oily, horrible claws by clambering up a rat infested palm tree, you're all, this is about dog agility like, how?
16 January 2017
Dog training tips for the NewRegime, MLK Jr edition! I had a dream, it was kind of a creepy dream because the inauguration is coming up on us so fast. But the moral of the story seemed to be, don't become a dog trainer.