Did you ever dream that you were a dog agility super champ except then it switched and you were at some germy, grungy, derelict seaside park in the dark and the carnies were actually drug addled zombies that were shambling after you with hammers and their big teeth? And then as you're trying to escape your way out from under their oily, horrible claws by clambering up a rat infested palm tree, you're all, this is about dog agility like, how?
02 December 2012
The festive lighting of the holiday whale.
Around here, the holidays get rung in by the festive lighting of the whale skeleton. There is folk singing, and everyone holds up their iphones using the little flashlight app for ambiance, and when the crowd yells, "Thar She Blows!" the lights go on, as if by magic.
This is in lieu of Santa. It's complicated. Instead of dealing with elves and Jesus mangers and menorahs and Kwanza candles, in Santa Cruz we cut our losses and gather round a lit up dead whale. Ho ho ho.
Gustavo has grown up thinking that Santa is a giant glow in the dark skeleton. No wonder poor guy's so messed up.
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3 comments:
Very simple and elegant solution to Christmas decorations. I like it. The photo of Gustavo is a little freaky though. :)
Oh my goodness - this just made me laugh out loud at work. Too funny, but also very interesting!
This is awesome. Here in Florida Santa Claus sits under a palm tree, but nothing as good as Dead Whale Christmas lights!!
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