Did you ever dream that you were a dog agility super champ except then it switched and you were at some germy, grungy, derelict seaside park in the dark and the carnies were actually drug addled zombies that were shambling after you with hammers and their big teeth? And then as you're trying to escape your way out from under their oily, horrible claws by clambering up a rat infested palm tree, you're all, this is about dog agility like, how?
07 November 2011
Team Small Dog Good Manners for Good Dogs-These are important because Why?
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So there's bark collars, hate the idea of that. Those citronella spray collars, hate the idea of those. Or just shove a stick in a yacking gob at all times. But I think that it's pretty clear. Loud barking at inappropriate times is irritating in the present. But in the future, a liability that can have a gruesome, bloody, shredded, screaming ending.
Take home message. Good dog trainers=successful fighters in the zombie apocalypse ahead. Bad dog trainers=we are going down. In an ugly way.
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or there's the easy way out. Start with dogs that don't bark much. Then you can be a bad dog trainer, and not worry about zombies.
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