Did you ever dream that you were a dog agility super champ except then it switched and you were at some germy, grungy, derelict seaside park in the dark and the carnies were actually drug addled zombies that were shambling after you with hammers and their big teeth? And then as you're trying to escape your way out from under their oily, horrible claws by clambering up a rat infested palm tree, you're all, this is about dog agility like, how?
06 November 2009
A public service announcement full of gleeful positive energy and sparkly unicorns from yer smiling friends over here at Team Small Dog.
Holy smokes people, is it the armageddon or what but have you noticed that everyone is just off their skullz right now? Life is short. Shit happens. Kittens, make sure you're just frying your biggest fish and save the small ones for something else. Like tossing back. Ahchoo and over and out.
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3 comments:
Thank you for that most excellent public service announcement! You are so the best!
Everybody just calm down!
The sparkly unicorns sure help.
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