I wish Gustavo would run at dog shows like he runs in class.
And I wish that people would actually pay me to have hair like Jennifer Anniston. Like real money.
And then while we're at it, global warming emissions would stop and the polar bears wouldn't be floating anymore and so on and so forth.
Did you ever dream that you were a dog agility super champ except then it switched and you were at some germy, grungy, derelict seaside park in the dark and the carnies were actually drug addled zombies that were shambling after you with hammers and their big teeth? And then as you're trying to escape your way out from under their oily, horrible claws by clambering up a rat infested palm tree, you're all, this is about dog agility like, how?
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And that my fingernails would stop cracking down the middle.
I wish that my dog would perform in the ring like she warms up.
And also that I would win the lottery even though I don't play.
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