Thank you, my friends and customers. For the gift of See's and cookies and toffee and bark and muffins and brie and more See's and more See's and more See's. Did I mention the See's?
You all have See's, right? This is what I live on starting December 16, every year. Until it's gone. Sometime in January. Bordeaux. Maple Walnut. Mocha. Cocoanut. Lemon Truffle. Buttercream. Butterscotch. Brittle. Scotchmallow. Polar Bear. Divinity. Vanilla Nut. Butterchew. Nougat. Caramel. Caramel with Nuts. Molasses Chip. Pineapple. Strawberry.
I may also eat an occasional sandwich. But possibly not.
Did you ever dream that you were a dog agility super champ except then it switched and you were at some germy, grungy, derelict seaside park in the dark and the carnies were actually drug addled zombies that were shambling after you with hammers and their big teeth? And then as you're trying to escape your way out from under their oily, horrible claws by clambering up a rat infested palm tree, you're all, this is about dog agility like, how?
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As a purely selfless service, I will provide my mailbox for drop-off of any See's you would like to save yourself from.
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